anal baby 

The phomonen of having anal sex with a woman, cumming, and then have the seamen leak from her anus and into her vagina causing her to become pregant and have a baby.

1) You are an anal baby.
2) I thought I had a bastard son, turns out he is an anal baby.

anal baby by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

Anal Baby 

A neonate that is conceived and delivered through the anal canal.

Have you met that kid Tommy? He's a real life anal baby.

Anal Baby by CroatianRage October 25, 2010

Anal Baby 

Someone who is being such an asswhole that they’re mom is being called a such a whore for having orgasmic enjoyment when they were born, and they victim of the accusation is the offspring of such bitchery.

Really John, stop being such a damn anal baby and grow the fuck up.

Anal Baby by CondimentalMaster October 4, 2019

anal baby 

An infant that is born from the anus(usually of a homosexual male). How do you make one you ask? Well its a quite simple and usually painless procedure.
#1 you find a doner egg and insert into the anus(turkey baster works best)
#2 you a. use doner sperm or b. have anal sex with sed. individual.
#3 after the egg is fertalized then it will feed off the fecies for usually nine months and grow to term in the colin.
#4 the child is born smelling of filth and rottenness "congrats. its a boy ".

Steve gave birth to a nine pound eleven ounce anal baby.

anal baby by Ryry oberki February 28, 2008

Anal baby 

A baby consumed through the process of two males performing anal. The sperm sits in the anal cavity for too long, and a baby starts to form.

Me: Holy shit, it's a fucking anal baby! Dad: stop looking in the mirror son

Anal baby by .hhtits6653 May 24, 2018

Anal Baby 

When a child is conceived (usually out of wedlock) by a couple who only have unprotected sex when practicing anal.

"I have no idea how Lavinia fell pregnant, she only ever took it bareback up the council gritter! Just my luck to end up with an anal baby"

Anal Baby by Stretfordian February 23, 2021

anal fart baby 

When you jizz in a women's ass and she farts, causing the cum to leak and and seap into her vagina, thus causing her to get pregnant, the resulting child is called an anal fart baby

you see Melissa over there she's an anal fart baby

anal fart baby by Hello bby April 12, 2016