an osolinski

An osolinski is someone who’s very short and quite sussy. They usually have long dark hair and have dated someone named Jacob in their life.
“Bro the girl I met last night was an osolinski, she was like 3 feet tall!”

“My girlfriend won’t stop talking about her ex, Jacob, she’s probably an osolinski.”
by mysterywystery August 05, 2021
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