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Layla Amsler 

The most amazing girl in the world, if you are lucky enough to know her you are one lucky motherfucker, she has the most beautiful eyes, the most perfect smile, and her laugh is so contagious, she's the most beautiful girl in the world and you should always listen to her because she's always right, she doesn't know how truly beautiful she is but I see it and I wish I could show her, any time spent with Layla amsler is time worth spent. There's no one I'd rather be with, and she's the love of my life, I'm the luckiest person alive to be able to call her mine, and she's so special to me, if you ever see this my love, you are loved, and I love you so so much baby❤️❤️❤️
I hope Layla amsler will some day be Layla French:)
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Amsterdam Traffic Light 

Generally a fun game played by tourists visiting the Dutch capital of Amsterdam. First the group goes to a coffee shop and smoke some cannabis (Green Light). Next, the group goes to a bar for a beer (Yellow Light) and finally a stop by the girls in the red light district (Red Light).
My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!

Amsterdamnesia 

Amnesia from Amsterdam, the finest string you'll ever find. For non believers: go check it out.
Cough, cough, cough, dude this amnesia tastes even better and stronger than usual!
- Yea of course bro, it's amsterdamnesia...
Amsterdamnesia by 420/7 November 11, 2011

Amsterdam whoopee cushion 

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef
I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me

The Amsterdam Hash King 

A now famous folk hero, in his still virile seventies, who once travelled all about in his ‘66 Volkswagen van, hangin’ out and lightin’ up with all the beautiful women he left in his wake.
I remember that handsome, red-bearded Viking, we called him “The Amsterdam Hash King;” I ran my fingers through his long locks more than once!

Amsterdamaged 

When in Amsterdam, you succumb to the available comodities, (i.e any drugs worth mentioning, intense clubs, crazy prostitution) and are severely burnt out, requiring a lengthy period of recovery.
My brother just got back from Holland, and he seems pretty amsterdamaged. I dont think he'll be going to work tomorrow.
Amsterdamaged by Mr2Fanatic September 21, 2005