americano cunt

A “basic man or woman who loves ordering complicated styles of coffee
Or a person who is too specific in ordering there coffee

How may I take your order?
Yes I want a white americano with two pumps of espresso, double whip, almond milk, one pump of caramel and light ice.
Quite the americano cunt that woman is.

americano cunt by Obsidian Black May 22, 2018

All-American Cunt Hunt

1. Loading up a car with snacks, coffee, soft drinks, and a guitar in the daylight hours then driving said car to an ocean-adjacent tourist-filled city in the effort of finding a woman to have sexual relations with. There must be at least 3 people in the car at all times, with the person in the backseat playing the guitar at some point in the hunt. Also, the city that you travel to has to be at least an hour away from the city you live in.

See also Trim Swimming.

1. "I've got nothing to do today, you want to go to the mall/beach/Sodom & Gomorrah?"

"Fuck that, let's go on an All-American Cunt Hunt!"

"I'll bring the guitar."

All-American Cunt Hunt by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010