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Amoebacorn 

a small amoeba with a unicorn-like horn on it made of silicon. It is the smallest of the mythical beasts and lives in people's hair. Its main predator is fat bald men.

amoeba unicorn
There is an amoebacorn outbreak in my school so we're getting fat bald men to kill them off.
Amoebacorn by David Costello September 18, 2007
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Amoebicorn 

Like an amoeba but with a single tiny horn.This creature is quite imaginary given it's microscopic size and the horn. thought to possess magical but insignificant powers.
I can't see the Amoebicorn.
Amoebicorn by (Fat Zack) December 17, 2008

Americornization 

The process by which foreigners living in the US find their tolerance for cornyness significantly increased, i.e. by getting teary-eyed when watching a presidential address, developing a need to cry and tell your friends you love them on a daily basis, or by getting strongly emotionally involved in the Chris Brown/Rihanna affair.
Terry: Wow, did you see that exchange student tear up while Obama talked about the whispers of the dead soldiers in Arlington?

Jane: I know, it didn't take long for Americornization to kick in
Americornization by EBinDC March 28, 2009
a wild animal who lurks in the abalands of alecworld. Its mating call is berier
The abacorn leaped oRver the stick.
abacorn by mr.awsome November 18, 2003
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026