(this is for the guys with the girls with a big bush)You have to be fuckin her while she is laying on her back then right before you nut you light her bush on fire and put it out with your load but make sure all the pubes are scorched off before extinguishing it!
She wouldn't shave, so i took matters into my own hands and gave her the ole' amazon rainforest fire.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"