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Amazing Mumford 

Tucking both your dick and balls back between your legs bending over and spreading your ass cheeks exposing your anus and your backwards pointing genitalia , then taking a picture with your cell phone camera and sending the picture to everyone in your contacts list.
Did you see Mitchell's amazing mumford last night? It was so good I think I might make it my myspace pic.
Amazing Mumford by JCNG May 21, 2007

Amazing Mumford 

Magician muppet character created by Jim Henson for the PBS show Sesame Street. His magic tricks often go awry. His catch phrase, and most-often used to produce his tricks, is "A-là-peanut butter sandwiches"

Can be used to refer to someone who does things with the best intentions, but always seems to mess it up.
How is it you didn't pick up the cheese? There were only five things on the shopping list! You are such an Amazing Mumford.

Amazing Mumford 

To perform oral sex on a woman in a skillful manner. This results in a high degree of pleasure and/or orgasm. A term derived from mumford and originating in the midwest United States. See Cunninlingus more detail
Look how she's smiling today. She must have gotten some Amazing Mumfordfrom her lover, for sure.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026