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alwtw by ilivein... November 18, 2023
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Altworldly
1. Did you hear how Vaughn got arrested? Turned out he was into an altworldly lifestyle.
2. I used to think Jacob was a respectable dude, until I learned he was into altworldly things. I can't support ANYBODY who's into little kids.
2. I used to think Jacob was a respectable dude, until I learned he was into altworldly things. I can't support ANYBODY who's into little kids.
Altworldly by Germsofjustice January 11, 2023
Altwifey
1.) A side chick (or side hoe)
2.) The bitch you run to when your wife isn't doing it for you.
3.) A woman that's down with being a part of a promiscuous relationship/affair.
2.) The bitch you run to when your wife isn't doing it for you.
3.) A woman that's down with being a part of a promiscuous relationship/affair.
1.) Yo, Chrissy is going to be out of town this weekend. I can't WAIT to call my altwifey for a booty call.
2.) My altwifey is hotter and tighter than my wife. God I wish I wasn't married.
3.) Guy 1: Dude, did your wife find out about your altwifey?
Guy 2: Nah man, I deleted all my imessages before she could go through them!
4.) My wife is so hideous, she makes me wonder if I'm gay. Thank fuck I have an altwifey to rail so I know I still love pussy.
2.) My altwifey is hotter and tighter than my wife. God I wish I wasn't married.
3.) Guy 1: Dude, did your wife find out about your altwifey?
Guy 2: Nah man, I deleted all my imessages before she could go through them!
4.) My wife is so hideous, she makes me wonder if I'm gay. Thank fuck I have an altwifey to rail so I know I still love pussy.
Altwifey by Germsofjustice January 11, 2023
altware
Music that is made with alternative hardware. This includes circuit bending, DIY audio, vintage analog audio and chiptunes.
German for old commodity.
German for old commodity.