A dirty mexican who is constantly working in the fields. Usually mowing the lawn or making tacos for someone. Commonly found in poor places. Also, one who is willing to trade bobs for hard or soft taco shells.
Dude, i had an altamirano around the house yesterday.
There are so many altamiranos in this resturant. Lets leave.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.