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alphakeiji 

BEST MUTUAL IN THE WORLD๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
She's beautiful ugh๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž
Go follow her rn or else๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น
if you follow her you won't have back pain ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
Person 1: hey have you followed alphakeiji yet??She cured my back pain๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
Person2:Who tf is alphakeiji?๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ
Person1:ARE YOU DUMB?? ๐Ÿคจ๐ŸคจYOU IMBECILE...GO FOLLOW HER RIGHT NOW. OR ELSE I WILL RAIN LITERAL HELL FIRE UPON YOU.๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
Person2: okay okay๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ *Follows alphakeiji*
Person2: OMG!!!!!๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸคฏMY BACK PAIN IS GONE!!1!1!11!!!!111!!!!๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER! SHE IS SO COOL!!!!!!
Person1:IKR?!?!? SHES THE BEST BESTIE THAT BESTIES OF BESTIES COULD EVER BESTIE BESTIE HAVE ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚. ๐—ด๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ฝ๐—น๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ธ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น ๐˜‚ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜‡๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—บ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿ˜‹โœŒ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
alphakeiji by VentiStan February 28, 2021

Alphadouche 

Will is beyond a jerk, he is on his way to alphadouche status!
Alphadouche by meo1470 August 30, 2013

Alphadrogynist 

A heterosexual male who is proud of their lack of alpha and embraces femininity to express themselves. One who occasionally acts in a manner that other straight men would describe as gay.
Ryanimay Conferido is a proud alphadrogynist, his comedy sometimes consists of a pitchy voice and a flopped hand.
Alphadrogynist by BoopityLoopity November 24, 2019

Alphadomeing 

When a male, or group of males develop alpha male characteristics and demonstrate extreme manly behavior.
'Hey look at that guy over there nailing shots and hitting on chicks...'

'Yeah dude. He's totally alphadomeing that shit'.
Alphadomeing by HowManyDowwa October 6, 2012

Alphadenied 

Turned down; insulted; humiliated; dissed; denied.
Alphablast: "Hey baby when can we hook up?"

Engel: "Fuck you, ugly pimple faced computer nerd. I don't want your dirty ass."

Other person: "Alphadenied.
Alphadenied by Nappavas December 9, 2006

Alphadouche 

Will is beyond a jerk, he is on his way to alphadouche status!
Alphadouche by meo14700 August 30, 2013