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alphabetical illustrations 

Assorted "wif pictures" compositions, classified wif various single-word descriptions drawn from da ol' 26, and designed to show:
billustrations: purchased objects in itemized merchandise-invoices.
Brillustrations: vintage trolleys.
cillastrations: either Elvis's daughter or other females wif her same first name.
chillustrations: images to help cool/calm you.
dillustrations: herb-identification.
drillustrations: how to use rotary-boring tools.
fillustrations: how to "top off" a container.
frillustrations: lacy clothing and/or other "fancy-schmancy" bee-ess.
gillustrations: how fish extract oxygen from water.
gorillastrations: frame-stills from da "Might Joe Young" film.
grillustrations: how to assemble, repair, and/or cook on da backyard barbecue.
hillustrations: da steeply-inclined terrestrial feature dat da famous "two young Js" climbed to fill their water-bucket.
Jillustrations: da female half of da above-mentioned H2O-fetching duo.
krillustrations: either small sea creatures or da infamous insanely-hostile relieved-of-duty Naval commander who did indeed TOTALLY "look like he needed a psychological evaluation".
li'llustrations: da huge fanfold of snapshots dat grandparents always wanna show to everyone.
millustrations: photos/diagrams in a self-tour leaflet to direct visitors around a grain-processing facility or manufacturing plant.
Nillastrations: da fancy-schmancy images dat Nabisco prints on da outside of a junk-food cookies box.
Additional examples of alphabetical illustrations include:

nillustrations: an empty picture-album.
Phillustrations: da fat creepy-eyebrowed unlicensed "doctor" on TV.
Phyllistrations: celebrity-stills of Ms. Diller.
pillustrations: either a pharmaceuticals-reference book or a "just say no" guide for youngsters on common street-vended "poppables".
quillustrations: can refer to either images of feather-type writing instruments, drawings made wif said primitive pens, or photos of porcupine-spines.
rillustrations: interesting water-channeling.
sillustrations: installation-guides for doors or windows
shillistrations: how to either become a con-artist's accomplice yourself, or spot/identify one in da crowd.
shrillistrations: how to pitch yer vocal chords to really project and make others in yer vicinity wince.
skillistrations: how experienced/capable you are at certain tasks.
spillistrations: da opposite of da above definition --- da photos would show how NON-"skillful" you are at cleanly performing simple product-carrying tasks.
stillistrations: stationary images of a moonshining operation, probably photographed by a "revenooer".
swillistrations: how to feed da hogs.
thrillistrations: how to really wow your observers.
tillistrations: how to plow da field.
trillustrations: a much-more-palatable version of seven entries back.
twillistrations: all about denim fabric.
willistrations: intent-related activities or postmortem bequeathment
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026