alleig 

pretty name should be in the bible for a young and athletic girl would find or not cause some PEOPLE DONT BELIEVE IN GOD LIKE ME SO I DONT GO TO CHURCH OR READ A BIBLE.

I dont believe in god so no girl should see a dumb fat name like that like u probably have to go to the store every day cause ur fat alleig -karen

alleig by XxxChxrryBunnyxxX May 16, 2021

alligigga

A black alligator

Guy 1: Wow look at that black alligator!
Guy 2: Oh shit that's an alligigga!

alligigga by Animiggas April 25, 2019

I’m allergic to glib.

I’m allergic to glib. — a glib response inspired by the style of the playwright Bertoldt Brecht that foregrounds the apparatus of glibness used as a counter offensive weapon.

This is a 21st century technique derived from the of 20th century insult of introducing a landline interlocutor to your friend “click” and hanging up a phone rapidly terminating a conversation.

Because of the way we now communicate, “snark” is the “word play of choice”. And many people have become “keyboard commandos and combatants”.

Often a dismissive rejoinder is required to reply in as few characters as possible based on 21st century attention spans and mediums of choice like text or Twitter and Facebook.

“I’m allergic to glib” is a wonderful way to terminate an electronic conversation while simultaneously dismissing the “snark-er”.

Like most comebacks, ultimately, this will become overused (see speak to the hand); so, use it while it lasts.

The good news is that if one uses and studies the writings of Bertoldt Brecht ; then, the only limit to creatively generating Brecht-ian conversation rejoinders is individual creativity and wit.

I actually read hard copy books and stay away from electronic platforms like Facebook and Twitter because I’m allergic to glib.

I’m allergic to glib. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 28, 2023

alligate 

Thing that alligators do!

Managers manage, players play and alligators alligate

alligate by andrej.g July 23, 2012

allegedTly 

When someone is accused of doing some out of pocket shit but you don’t have conclusive evidence that it was them

Kyra: Did yhu hear abt GeraldT giving Mimi the clap??
Tete: ALLEGEDtLYYYYYYYY👀👀

allegedTly by onperiodtluv July 14, 2021

beating the gay allegations 

Used primarily on twitter to describe when someone does something that hints that they may be homosexual or commits a homosexual act. The response would usually be them getting called gay, so they would not be beating the gay allegations.

“Jeonghan said that the members of Seventeen are very good looking”
“He’s never beating the gay allegations”

beating the gay allegations by eataeil July 14, 2021

Mentally Allergic

To hate someone or something with a passion, to the point of feeling sick when it or they near...

To show invollentary physical signs(shuddering, cringing, face or body twitching, eyes-rolling) of hate towards an Item or Person when it nears.

That person that makes you cringe at first sight... you're mentally allergic to them.

That country music singer's voice that sickens you at first sound... You're mentally allergic to it.

That certain food that the sight/smell/taste of makes you wanna puke... you may not be physically allergic to it, but you are mentally allergic to it!!!

Cool guy: standin' chillin.
Village idiot: "hey dude, What's up?"
Cool guy: Shuddering, body shaking, green in the face, "get away from me!"
Village idiot: "what's wrong?"
Cool guy: "I'm mentally allergic to you!"

Mentally Allergic by Redwings Addict June 3, 2009