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The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
by Matt J September 06, 2005
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Jul 11 Word of the Day
selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
by Bethinslope May 11, 2020
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The drug that we have to take to get high because cannabis is illegal.
"Hey, man. Got any weed?"

"Nope. I'm fresh out."

"Damn it. Looks like we'll have to drink alcohol, then."

"Yep!"
by Rizzmeister June 19, 2013
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Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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"Man alcohol is like liquid panty remover, you see that hot drunk chick over there, she's gonna get boned tonight."
by Miss Mandi June 10, 2006
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The buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people seem more attractive and make obviously stupid idea's seem like good sense.
Without alcohol people become boring, ridgid and quiet.
by Emilio Harwich April 05, 2006
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