Eleanor: Albatross liked my photo last night.
Megan: He did?
Abby: Albatross is sitting a few tables away.
Beth: Quick look, he's turned away.
Megan: He did?
Abby: Albatross is sitting a few tables away.
Beth: Quick look, he's turned away.
by fangirlex February 12, 2016
by Jon Mueller June 23, 2004
An encounter where one woman gathers at least 10 other men and pleasures each one of them at once. She does this by entering into an open squat and placing each man's penis into both armpits, both elbow joints, both hands, both knee joints, her vagina/anus/both, and her mouth. The awkward and frantic motion of a flapping bird gives the impressive feat its name.
by Count Thugula September 11, 2011
Albatross also refers to a person who completes you..who is your savior who is an early bird or erkenci kus in turkish.
Everyone needs an Albatross in his/her life.
Everyone needs an Albatross in his/her life.
by Truly broken February 26, 2019
Verb - To albatross someone.
An act of albatrossing involves isolating a friend within a fairly close network and harassing him or her through relentless and hilarious cyber-terrorism, using images of an albatross as the visual medium.
Phase 1: Post 20-25 images of albatrosses on their facebook wall.
Phase 2: Send a group text to your friends encouraging them to send a series of text messages to the target saying 'albatross' and nothing else. At no point reveal to the victim why you are doing this.
Phase 3: Send out a facebook message to all your mutual friends, requesting that they bombard the victim with albatross related humour. This can take any form ranging from, texts, voicemails, phone calls, facebook posts (including fun facts about albatrosses), changing one's profile picture to an albatross..or even entering their home and covertly hiding photos of albatrosses around their room.
Phase 4: Sit back and enjoy the ride, as a movement it will take on a mind of its own.
"The days of riding the walrus are over...it's time to ride the albatross"
An act of albatrossing involves isolating a friend within a fairly close network and harassing him or her through relentless and hilarious cyber-terrorism, using images of an albatross as the visual medium.
Phase 1: Post 20-25 images of albatrosses on their facebook wall.
Phase 2: Send a group text to your friends encouraging them to send a series of text messages to the target saying 'albatross' and nothing else. At no point reveal to the victim why you are doing this.
Phase 3: Send out a facebook message to all your mutual friends, requesting that they bombard the victim with albatross related humour. This can take any form ranging from, texts, voicemails, phone calls, facebook posts (including fun facts about albatrosses), changing one's profile picture to an albatross..or even entering their home and covertly hiding photos of albatrosses around their room.
Phase 4: Sit back and enjoy the ride, as a movement it will take on a mind of its own.
"The days of riding the walrus are over...it's time to ride the albatross"
Ed - "the albatrossing has been relentless, today I opened my laptop to find a magazine cut-out of an albatross. How has the entire world been galvanised against me"
by sizzlat1 November 13, 2010
1. Going through the motions of a particular activity without consciously thinking about what you are doing.
2.Shutting off unnecessary parts of your brain while performing a repetitive task.
2.Shutting off unnecessary parts of your brain while performing a repetitive task.
I've been albatrossing at my job for over three years because it is repetitive and does not provide any type of intellectual stimulation.
by Turdus_migratorius March 5, 2013