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the same as an albino rhino except with a
hockey rink/frozen pond and a pair of ice skates.

Brad: how'd you get frost bite on your dick?
Seth: i tried to give my bitch an alaskan rhino and slipped
Brad: DAMN!
by Seppy aka Seth April 10, 2007
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