A form Dry humping in which the victim is fumbled around abusively and then tossed over to the side. While the person who gives you the Akon runs

I just pulled an Akon on my sister girlfriend
by The Poppo June 11, 2007
The epitome of suck in modern pop music. From his nasaly synsythesized singing too his questionable rapping skills and choice in woman(not many men can get away with molesting a 14 year old on stage)" it's a wonder that anyone can stand to listen to him without the aid of a valium or a shotgun.
Akon:CAANT SEEM TOA GET AWAUU FROM MISEREEE!
Me:Shutup punk, your not even a real convict.
by PhishPhan420 May 14, 2007
1. (adjective) A really dark skinned man who sucks at RnB singing, reffering to the RnB/Pop singer who uses autotune. Im not saying black people cant sing, there are some very talented black singers, and Im not racist because im friends with lots of black people.
Really dark skinned man: *starts singing*

Other guy: Man he cant sing

Other guy 2: I know and hes about as black as black can get.

Other guy: He is such an Akon.
by I dont know!!!!!1!!one!1one! August 14, 2009
A sexist hypocrytical ass whose fanbase consists of wannabe white teenage girls who have IQs of about 75 and the tastes in music of people with less than a third of that IQ; they also are so stupid they are sexist towards their own gender. His Senegalese background is most likely a hoax concocted to gain him naive fans in Africa.
Akon=Worst artist in music today
by Supergeek September 22, 2007
A Rapper who thinks he is the baddest guy in the rap industry just beacuse he thinks he is a convict. All he talks about is his convict this, convict that. Really he is a fake guy who has never actually been to jail.
Guy 1: Yo, have you heard Akon's latest album, Konviction?
Guy 2: Konviction? Ha! Great name since he never went to jail he's a fake breh with his fake music!
by Spikey09 November 5, 2006
Ghetto, Locked Up, Lonely, Gunshot. One of the greatest voices in da rap game!
Cuz' I'm locked up, they won't let me outtttttt, they won't let me out, my ZIGGANZ im locked up.. locked up.. locked up..
by theISH January 9, 2005
He is a very good singer. After hearing Mr.Lonely, I just feel the music. I'll have to see where he and his songs get though... These site descriptions usually get carried away when talking about singers. It's like if they know them themselves. :rolls eyes:
Anyway, after hearing Mr. Lonely, I felt the need to make all the players in school hear that song.
Akon has a good voice. ^^
Keep on singing Akon! And... well... Keep on listening everyone else!!