J. Lo (aka J.Ho)

A person who exhibits diva-like behavior but who is in fact exceptionally mediocre; at least she's exceptional at something. She may think that she remembers her roots, but has in fact long forgotten them and looks down on them.

However, she is "Jenny who's been around the Block; Spends all her time sucking cock; Married so many men, who knows where they came from; I'm not fooled by the rocks that she's got; Cos she's just a ho who's been around the block"

S/He is an overbearing, arrogant, over-confident tyrant who believes that the sun shines out of their ass; the truth is tha they are full of shit, are insecure and needy. Go J.Ho!

Do any of the men in her life stay with her for too long? I rest my case.

J. Lo (aka J.Ho) by Sarah & Marcel January 25, 2004

Akajabba 

Bored to death, pretty much gone insane from Boredom

Susie- hey wats up
Tom- STFU im so akajabba right now!

Akajabba by Tom Chi September 29, 2008

Akajioyi Serbian Domino Effect 

When you take someone's advice. And that advice fails leading to a catastrophic failure of at least 3 linked events.

Taking the advice to bet on Serbia in the World Cup Football. Serbia lose to a lesser nation and then 3 other linked bets fail due to Serbia exiting the World Cup. Result = empty wallet and new term the "Akajioyi Serbian Domino Effect". Named after the person that gave said advice.

Akajioyi Serbian Domino Effect by KiwiLad June 27, 2010

akajhvjnglksbndgab 

the IM-speak equivalent to jizzing in your pants

note: can also be expressed and understood if many random letters are typed very fast (basically, doesn't have to be the exact letter order as above)

Dramaqueen87: hey! whats up?
Bballboy23: akajhvjnglksbndgab
Dramaqueen87: ?
Bballboy23: sorry, i just jizzed in my pants

akajhvjnglksbndgab by danaanad January 19, 2009

jirby aka j-mix 

A bass player from the STL. A former member of Sunny's Funeral, but left the band after Sunny's wake. Enjoys doing many things including hitting on girls at christian music festivals and leapfrogging over sweaty guys to catch frisbees. Currently in a band, but I don't know the name of it, so I will call it the Cute Baby Seals band. The Cute Baby Seals band specializes in endangered seal awareness and rocking you until your balls turn blue and your eyes bleed.

Andrew: Paul, that african-american jirby is really cute.

Paul: Yea, maybe u should go talk to jirby aka j-mix.

Andrew: Thanks for pep talk, I will go talk to him now!!!

Paul: I always knew you were a homo!!! u homo!!!

Andrew than goes and rapes the sh*t out of paul and puts him in his freezer.

jirby aka j-mix by whytehaze August 4, 2008

Akajah

Warrior child. Fierce and complete.

Akajah is a child of God

Akajah by Mia_akin November 23, 2021

Akaja 

She is very smart, she is stubborn, and very pretty.

“WOW! Akaja looks goooooddd.”

Akaja by Alicia Thompshon June 13, 2019