aitm 

Am I the asshole

Sara: am I the aitm for not lying for my sister
Ashley: no girl it was her problem not yours

aitm by _.Niyaa October 3, 2021

aitmmabwajrbriavfaaaasottm 

'Alien invasion tomato monster Mexican Armada brother who are just regular brother running in a van from an asteroid and all sorts of things the movie' finds its origins in Rick and Morty s1-a7 called 'rixty minutes'

Me: Let's watch aitmmabwajrbriavfaaaasottm
Other person: Do what
Me: 'lSorry, my fault, you need to have a very high IQ to understand what I just said
Other person: Fuck off

aitmmabwajrbriavfaaaasottm by yo(shi) August 9, 2020

AITMOAF 

Assumption Is The Mother Of All Fuck-ups

When making a wild assumption, and everthing blows up

Dude 1: I assumed it was ok
Dude 2: AITMOAF
Dude 1: indeed

AITMOAF by hemmeligfyr October 4, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022