Aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. The combination of their big wide butts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually impassable in either direction because they are too fuckin' rude to move to the side.
I had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of CoCo Puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.
by wolfbait51 April 1, 2011
the action you do going up and down the grocery store looking for the people you originally came in with, but lost while doing your business. can be done multiple times looking up and down aisles. VERY SCARY for little kids looking for their parents.
Drew: dammit, I've been up and down these aisles and still cant find them
Troy:how many aisle checks have you done?
Drew: I'm up to 20 times now, it's endless!
Troy: Sucks to be you!
Troy:how many aisle checks have you done?
Drew: I'm up to 20 times now, it's endless!
Troy: Sucks to be you!
by Ya Boy Trax August 7, 2010
Little Daisy Rhodes' river was running red, and that's when Dave knew that it was time to take a trip to the biscuit aisle.
by Gary Bunker May 18, 2010
Someone who jumps around erratically in stores, going aisle to aisle with no particular pattern or order.
My friend is such an aisle jumper. I have to search the entire store to find them, just after they were right next to me.
by VirtualWaffle July 2, 2010
Shopper: "Can you help me? I haven't had a good night's rest for days."
Store clerk: "Try the sleep aisle. Near the pharmacy, aisle 26."
Store clerk: "Try the sleep aisle. Near the pharmacy, aisle 26."
by yes juanito yes November 4, 2014
(adj.) douche bag
In the Rite Aid stores, aisle 6 is the feminine hygiene aisle. Now you know how the signs above the aisle inform you of what you might find in given aisle? Well, Rite Aid kindly let's it's customers that in aisle 6, you will find douches. Not douche bags but DOUCHES. As if I couldn't guess that I would find douches in the tampon aisle. COME ON NOW RITE AID, HAVE A LITTLE MORE FAITH IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
In the Rite Aid stores, aisle 6 is the feminine hygiene aisle. Now you know how the signs above the aisle inform you of what you might find in given aisle? Well, Rite Aid kindly let's it's customers that in aisle 6, you will find douches. Not douche bags but DOUCHES. As if I couldn't guess that I would find douches in the tampon aisle. COME ON NOW RITE AID, HAVE A LITTLE MORE FAITH IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
by UD CAN'T HANDLE TWO PEEPS WITH THE NAME J April 1, 2007
by yes juanito yes February 15, 2015