Airport's Law 

Applies for hipster male specimen defending [SJW[ bullshit in general when the entire dogma calls for them to chop off their penises

Airport's Law — Every day another goony beard-man gets the impression that a rainbow haired she-twink might let him cum in her if he defends feminism.

Airport's Law by TranniesRMentallyIll May 14, 2016

the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

legendary words said by a sigma that enraged a fandom composed of 12 year old homophobic boys

sigma 9 year old: “ the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut January 17, 2023

airport security

Anal cavity probe accompanied by veiled intimations that the recipient is likely a drug-smuggler and/or terrorist.

That joke's totally not racist; you can give anyone the airport security!

airport security by Dostoyevski February 14, 2012

Airport Sex 

When two people in a relationship reunite in an airport after being apart for a long period of time because of a long-distance relationship or a long trip. The couple kiss and hug passionately drawing lots of attention none of which is a concern to them.

Babe, I've been looking forward to seeing you after so long, when you get off that plane it's gonna be something like airport sex. We'll make everyone sick and I won't even care!

Airport Sex by sosodefxxx598 November 26, 2006

airport syndrome 

When a person is waiting in the airport to take a flight, and they begin to show more affection to their friends and loved ones.

Geena wrote her friend she misses him. She usually doesn't say that, but she was in the airport and she has airport syndrome.

airport syndrome by kickb September 26, 2015

Airport Style 

A type of security present at a particular place/event using methods including possible full body x-ray and cavity search or other methods used at International Airports.

When you get to the court, expect "airport style" security.

Airport Style by jayjaybird June 27, 2013

airport shoes 

Expensive sneakers that you purchased and only wear on special occasions when you want you or them to be noticed (i.e. Traveling, concerts, or movie red carpets)

Robert: I'm headed to Boston for work.
Matthew: Nice, you're wearing the light brown Yeezy Boost 750s there?
Robert: Yea, those are my airport shoes.

airport shoes by djpr3mis June 21, 2017