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when a person, especially a parent or sibling, manages to constantly think people are closer to a certain persons age than in actuality.
Mom: "Oh! those girls over there are really cute go talk to them."

Son:"Mom, they're freshman. I'm a junior. You're so age illiterate."
by ngee March 20, 2010
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