Life Affirming Shit (LAS)
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.

The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.

When your colon gives an extra 20%
AM. Whats up BP. You goode?
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!

BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.

AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
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Euphemism for puberty blockers given to underage children for non legitimate gender dysphoria.
Gender affirming care should be immoral, amoral and illegal. Oh and not to mention anti religion and anti biology.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2022
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affirmative action (U.S.), action taken to affirm an established policy; spec. positive action by employers to ensure that minority groups are not discriminated against during recruitment or employment - taken from oxford english dictionary

Affirmative Action is good. White ppl claims that it somehow makes life harder for them is totally wrong and is bull shit.

all the statistics prove that the affect it has on white ppl not gettin into jobs, colleges is not significant at all. very small.

it only gets attention because of the reason that it is rare and when it happens white ppl go up in arms n shit.
o yea im asian and yes affirmative action doesnt really do much for us either and yet i dont care.
by Dong Woo June 9, 2005
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A posting on Facebook in which someone expresses an opinion about himself he doesn't really believe in order to get likes and positive comments to help him deal with his unhappiness.
"I am so tired of people saying I have to be in a relationship to be successful. I define my own success!"
"You go, dude!"
"What you say may be true, but it sounds like Facebook affirmation to me."
by Horsehide September 20, 2013
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A polite euphemism for the mutilation and sterilisation of people with healthy bodies but a broad range of psychological problems, many of whom are children. As advocated by useful idiots and the genuinely psychotic denizens of the entertainment industry.

Usually accompanied by specious arguments about how late-stage cancer drugs are perfectly ok to give to kids "off-licence" (as if we'd give someone chemotherapy for a cold) or myths about high rates of suicide that are supposedly being prevented by this form of eugenics.
Absolute loon: "Protect trans kids by giving them gender affirming care!"
Sane rational person: "Why are you chopping healthy breasts and genitals off kids?"
Absolute loon: "Because otherwise they'll all commit suicide. FACT (which it must be because I WROTE IT IN CAPS!!)"
Sane rational person: "Do you have any evidence to back up this specious claim on which your argument rests?"
Absolute loon: "You're an abusive Terf Nazi bigot who wants to genocide all trans people!"
Sane rational person: "I'll take that as a 'no' then"
by SalopianSnark February 10, 2023
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Just a living museum and fake compared to real.
Yo, this gang is just affirmative-action gangsters. how do you even rep that ? I dont know !?!?!
by Urban Dick Tracey April 17, 2022
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