adlust

Adjusting adverts as per a racy publication ot for the love of adverts

Wonderlust grew from adlust.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

Adjustable

Adjustable means having the facility to be changed so as to match or fit, such as an adjustable spanner. It can also mean capable of being regulated, such as adjustable interest rates.

Adjustable office chairs means one size does fit all.

by AKACroatalin May 31, 2015

Adjusted Penis Size

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.

by Ingrid Cole June 21, 2011

The "Fuck It" Adjustment

when you just don't give a shit anymore, the fuck it adjustment is right for you. Just say fuck it. Boom, bam, pow, that shit is out of your way now isn't it? Fuck it, fuck that, fuck everything.

Brought to you by Danny Sexbang

"The assignment is due tomorrow? At least I remembered the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
"Finals? Oh, right, the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"

by Who gives a shit? December 11, 2013

brogan adjustment

An american military technique of repairing broken DVD players.

Pauile: "I was in the army signal core. What this thing needs is what we call a

Brogan Adjustment"
Christopher: "What's that? Y'know how?"
Pauile: "Yep"
*procedes to smash DVD player with left shoe"

by rjd1118 November 3, 2021

abluster

1) Full of pompous shit.

2) Someone who's already an asshole acting with bluster.

He came in the room all abluster.

Inspired by some dipshit in Apex, NC.

by Ole Gil August 13, 2007

spinal adjustment

when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.

Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?

Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)

by theinstigator December 13, 2013