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That one hella perverted kid who from the age of 10 is looking at and commenting on girls asses and titties. FAT NONCE.
Person 1: Hey! Did you see Adam S ask out that 10 year old girl and look at her tits.
Person 2: Yeah.
Adam S by Igor Barukovich February 21, 2019
A loner who will die alone. He has long hair and people call him a coconut. He stuffs his face with ice cream every time he’s sad (Which is most of the time.) He gets rejected a lot. (He cries himself to sleep after most rejections, usually for a month.)
1. He looks like a coconut! Must be Adam S
2. He’s such a loner! Must be Adam S
3. He’s gonna die alone. He’s probably Adam S
Adam S by Adisiak March 27, 2019

Adam's Uncle

A very old man.
My grandpa is such an Adam's Uncle, he used to live on the border between Africa and South America!
Adam's Uncle by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

Adam's Song 

A very emotional song By Blink-182.
The song is about suicide and overcoming it.
One of their more heart heart felt songs.
Dude, I love Adam's Song.

Yeah me too.
Adam's Song by St3vo April 8, 2012

Adam's Song 

The best song that Blink-182 has ever made. This song talks about suicide clearly in the lyrics. EX: "You'll be sorry when im gone"
Every one is stupid if you dont like this song....
Adam's Song by Bi-mon-sci-fi-con April 12, 2005

Adam's Eggplant 

Similar to an adam's apple , the Adam's Eggplant is when someone giving a deepthroat, has a lump in their throat.
My Husband gave me a massive Adam's Eggplant last night
Adam's Eggplant by Purplestuffdrank October 16, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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