ADS is the measurement of the speed of somebody's American Dad speedrun.
His ADS is over 9000.

I wish I could get an ADS over 7.
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This acronym is most commonly described as these two things

1. this is an acronym "Aim Down Sight".
Most likely to be used in a first or sometimes 3rd person shooter. If you play on console the most typical way to Aim Down Sight is to hold the Left trigger button. On PC it's usually done by Left clicking and holding it down.

2. The other acronym is "Accidental Dick Suck" which in theory sounds like it would never happen. But sometimes shit happens. This is most commonly used by hoes that are trying not to be hoeish.
1.
Person 1:"Bro you would have killed him if you ADSed
Person 2:"Yeah but I didnt see him comeing and didn't have time to react

2.
Hoe 1: "Yo I didn't mean to Suck off Steve I ADSed I swear!"
Person 2: "How the hell does that even happen??"
by That messedup September 28, 2018
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It's not an acronym. It's exactly what you think it means. "Give me your money! Meh! Don't you want this thing? Do you want these glasses? What about a nice juicy burger? Did you know you wanted it before some idiot sold your attention to me so that they could better convert your viewership into revenue? I paid him to show you this. And now you're seeing it. How does that make you feel? It shouldn't make you feel anything. Because you are irrelevant. If you were relevant wouldn't be watching this. You'd be doing something in front of a camera and I would be paying you to show the people who watch you do the thing you're doing the item I want them to see. But you're not. You're just you. So be you and do everyone else does and buy my thing. It's good. It's a good thing I promise. The guy you like wouldn't have sold you to me if it wasn't good."
Iam "Apparently, what I'm doing I derivative of a concept in the book "Cashvertisement". I don't remember the name of the author but apparently if you see ads you don't like you can email the owner of the company and tell them how to make the ads better and they give you money or something. I just heard about the book the other day. And just like that this post became an advertisement. I wonder if I predate the concept written about in the book. What effect have I had on the world? Oh God! What have I done!?"

Hym "I feel like we never use the word 'affect'..... We have to be using the word 'effect' wrong sometimes... There's no way we (in all of our writing) have never used the word 'affect'?"

Iam "Did I use it right just now?"

Hym "Google says you used it right...."

Iam "Should.... Should we start googling it every time we use either?"

Hym ".....That sounds like a lot of work..... Shit! This turned into an ad for Google! Quick! Stop referencing things! They haven't given us any money yet!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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Short for "Aim Down Sights".

In shooters, aiming down sights means looking through the scope of your weapon, in most games by pressing right click, or the left trigger.
"They're so far away, how can I aim at them?!"
"Don't you know how to ADS?"
by NicoCharrua August 23, 2022
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The videos that want to prevent you from watching what your going to watch, thankfully there’s a report ad and skip ad button so be thankful before they remove those features
GOD DAMN IT THESE STUPID ASS ADS KEEP POPPING UP MY FUCKING SCREEN!!!!
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There is going to be 3 ads on this video
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Additional enemies in an dog setting aside from the boss
“I will clear Ads, you focus on damaging the boss
by EggPriest August 27, 2022
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