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across the pond 

TransAtlantic; referring to a country on the opposite side of the Atlantic from the country where this is said. E.G. in America, saying "across the pond" would usually refer to England, and vice versa. However, it could also refer to Africa or continental Europe.
And when I do some broadcasting across the pond, I have to speak with my best British accent or they won't pay attention to me.
across the pond by jengajam24 April 17, 2010

across the pond 

Used in reference to Europe, Old Country.
He flew across the pond to find out whether chicks there are really so hot. And yep, they were.
across the pond by necrotism May 26, 2006

across the pond 

When you pee into a girls umbilicus (belly button) then proceed to ejaculate over the "pond" onto her chest
dude, you're not gonna believe that i went "across the pond" on janet.
across the pond by xLGx October 9, 2008

Across the pond 

When you have a sex puddle in your bed so you can't get close you gotta reach across the pod to touch her.
We were laying there, post coitus, and I had to reach across the pond to give rubs.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026