Guitar acquisition Syndrome, or rather "GAS" is when you check out an awesome new guitar that you just HAVE to own, no matter what the cost. You lose sleep. You can't eat. It drives you mad!
I just spent $1000 on a guitar w/ money I don't even have. Now I'm in debt and eating from a trash can. I've relieved my Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, but now I suffer from buyers remorse and homlessness.
by andrew rules! July 15, 2006
Where, in the process of acquiring food (whether it be in a school lunchline or drive through) you are in the process of foreplay with another, or yourself. In more extreme cases this may extend to sex but such acts are generally discouraged in public settings, exceptions do exist though.
Not to be confused with Erotic-food acquisition.
Not to be confused with Erotic-food acquisition.
There are two types of erotic food-acquisition:subtle and stupid.
one resulting in "That guys voice kept changing over the speakers and he was breathing hard."
The other resulting in "That guy was getting head."
one resulting in "That guys voice kept changing over the speakers and he was breathing hard."
The other resulting in "That guy was getting head."
by hoolae April 13, 2010
Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.
by Immodest May 17, 2022
by xxxxsmilexxx November 22, 2021
the disease of desiring to acquire.
Suzie shops to shop. She doesn't need anything. She's got acquisitionitis.
Julie's a collector. She keeps buying more and more. She has acquisitionitis.
Julie's a collector. She keeps buying more and more. She has acquisitionitis.
by snappy2 April 28, 2008
"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."
by Anonymouse Donor October 27, 2020
by The Amazing David September 28, 2008