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acid joke 

the act of telling a jokish story which includes completely wrong and ridiculous ideas with abnormal thinking (an effect from the drug acid, or LSD)
in other words, a joke combined with the power of LSD to create a very abnormal joke, usually just punk kids who have nothing better to do with there lives but to make it a competition who can be the most ridiculous with there jokes
i saw this guy walking down the road, he had a sad jackolantern head, melon boobs with crescent tits, and orange juice waste, yes, a waste, made of orange juice. he had dino legs with huge claws for feet, followed by uncontrollable worm arms. he escaped a life of online crime by running out of keenies basement, now thats an acid joke.

MIKE-O! he wakes u up in the middle of the night, he has a tight 70s style tye dye shirt, a cane he carries over his shoulder, star glasses, old school roller skates, and tight leather pants, he flies on a rainbow he spawns with rainbow cricket eggs.
acid joke by imamonster December 30, 2007
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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