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academy of the sacred heart 

A unique and slightly spastic network of predominantly single sex schools run mostly by nuns.
Sacred heart girls are usually identified by socially unacceptable behavior in public, plaid skirts, an entire group speaking all at once, or loud squeals that cannot be understood by anyone who did not attend said school.
Contrary to popular belief, Sacred Heart Girls are not lesbians and tend to be a tad boy crazy once allowed in public.
Known for their messy hair, loud demeanors, and occasionally hairy legs.
Dude, those chicks from the Academy of the Sacred Heart know how to throw a party.
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Academy of the Sacred Heart 

A private school where a bunch of white rich girls go and obsess over boys and think they’re so hot. All they care about is parties and boys.
Those Academy of the Sacred Heart girls are insane

Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart 

It is an all girls school for HIGHLY intelligent girls. They are not lesbians. When a boy is in their presence, they actually freak out and immediately fall in love because the are never around them. If you walk into their school, you might see their hair messy, no make-up, smelly breathe and hairy legs. This is because their is no one for them to impress, unless they have a thing for their male teacher..
Wow, I just proposed to a smart, beautiful, Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart girl.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026