a1isiax

She has got those eyes that could make anyone fall in love with her,specially her lips and her cheeks. She's like a cute little hamster that i would like to adopt.she relies on her bestf, I think she likes cat more than dogs,she's 5'1 and that's what makes her the cutest of all.The way she applies her eyeliner in a perfect way, wishing she would do my eyeliner in the future,changes her aesthetic every month.I've known her for 11 months and we never talked but that's all i could say. The most amazing funny fit girl you will be lucky to meet. Been through a lot of shit she didn't deserve but still helps other people with their problems. Stunning and gorgeous, gets boys easily. The best friend a girl could hope for. Any boy would be extremely lucky to have her. Very cheerful and fun to hang out with. Loves to have a good time. Very loud and this makes people love her more. Great body and is mostly full of energy. Has an aggressive side but very compassionate. You may only meet one in your life so hang on to her tight. Absolutely amazing in bed. Best shag you'll ever have. Great at listening and will help in whatever way she can. Small boobs huge but, big hips tiny waist. Usually brunette hair and brown eyes. She doesn't take any shit. Been cheated on several times. In her teen years she's drinking a lot and trying many drugs.

them:who is a1isiax
me:someone you should romanticize your life with and make babies

a1isiax by kysgottabeoneofmyfavword August 15, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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