A zillion is an actual number that is Ginormous. much much bigger than Graham's number. It is written in BEAF as
1000 & 1000. If you don't know what BEAF is, look it up on googology wiki.
Aunt Mae says "I have a zillion chickens"
I say "you don't know what a zillion actually is, do you? A zillion chickens would create a black hole that is way beyond the size of the observable universe, much bigger than Graham's number meters, in fact"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.