a wiggins

A voyeuristic wank whilst hiding in shadows.

I was scrumping for apples the other night in the neighbours garden. I looked up and realised his wife was at their bedroom window absolutely starkers. So quickly, I had a wiggins and continued scrumping.

by dread robot noid December 4, 2013

get a wigging

To get a really bad lecture because you’re in trouble for something. Comes from Wig Snatching

If we don’t get home before dinner, we’re seriously gonna get a wigging from Mama.

by Zozothecat March 6, 2020