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Become a statistic 

Noun
1. To die by some means and be counted in a statistic grouping
2. To commit suicide and be counted in said group
1. "Deaths by D.U.I." "Deaths from overdose" "Deaths from cancer" "Deaths from heart attacks" "Deaths from choking"
2. "New Mexico has the 2nd highest teen suicide rate in the U.S."

Example: Too many teens commit suicide and end up dead because they chose to become a statistic.
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Asstatistic 

A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:

The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.
Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:

Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.
Asstatistic by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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