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South African way of saying you are an idiot. If someone calls you a square it means they think you are dumb or slow.
Sipho: Did you break up with her yet kau
John: No she said that she's sorry. I took her back
Sipho: bro, you're a square
A square by Xholani September 16, 2026

A-square 

-When a friend or person prevents one from hooking up with a potential mate.
-When a 3rd party male comes in between a couple or steps in between a conversation between two people of the opposite sexs and cuts the tension, while the guy or girl attempts to flurt with the other sex. (aka Clock-block)
"Dude!!..get the fuck out of here, dont a-square me."
"Yo Sam, check that douchebag out,he's with your girl...go a-sqaure that shit.
"I a-sqaured your drunk ass, shes fucking brownote."
A-square by Sam Zgi January 17, 2008

a square peg in a round hole 

Her form teacher forced her to dance at the performance when she's not good in it.What a square peg in a round hole!

A SQUARE FUCK 

Basically a person who has no faith in the human race.A boring shithead who thinks the game of life is over and has no respect for society as a whole .A love machine frequency fuck head ,who is basically a dirty fucken buy over.Meat for the fucking grinder is a square fuck
The sqaure fuck thinks its funny when a tower starts playing up and says and does things to make it worse for everyone ,fuck the circle .The buzz is on him and he doesnt come down to earth he must be a square fuck.
A SQUARE FUCK by ALEX DON August 13, 2006

catch a square 

To engage in a fight. Originated from the fact that boxing rings, where fights occur, are shaped squarely.
It is just a matter of minutes before the fish in the cellblock has to prove hes bout it and catch a square.
catch a square by rafael sadiq September 22, 2005

bum a square 

Ed: Hey man, can I bum a square?
Random: Sure! *Hands over cigarette*
bum a square by ilurvbatman November 15, 2013
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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