a red pube

The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.

In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.

You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.

by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY January 15, 2017

Red Pube

a male with red or ginger hair and pubic hair

ay you see that “red pube”over there, he probably plays soccer

by locomotive69 December 06, 2018

Red hot pubes

When your pubes itch so much you feel ants biting your genitals.

Damn I got red hot pubes rn!

by tobaiasfunkeee January 16, 2017