a pie 

Calling someone a pie is another way of calling someone an idiot. When they've done something stupid, or annoying.

Pete just spilled his juice, what a pie.

a pie by yaldy April 10, 2012

A Pie 

A handsome fellow that loves to give free blowjobs

Hey a pie wanna see my pp again?

A Pie by A Pie- April 23, 2022

A Pie Crust 

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.

Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.

A Pie Crust by Party Wolf February 6, 2019

I baked you a pie 

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.

Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?

I baked you a pie by pontheaaaaaahhhh December 17, 2018

Spin a Pie 

A phrase meaning to smoke pot.

"Man, our coach is a douche."
"Don't worry about it. We'll go spin a pie after practice."

Spin a Pie by Sevvenn December 9, 2008

halfsies on a pie 

To split the purchasing of a pizza equally among two parties.

Since its inception, the term "halfsies on a" has extended past usage in pizza realted terms and can be used in ordinary conversation pertaining to more typical purchases.

The term's first documented usage was by two white suburban Detroiters during Colombus Day weekend 2004.

"I'm famished, you wanna throw halfsies on a pie?"

"Let's go halsies on a prostie."

halfsies on a pie by Mangelo July 26, 2008

bake a pie, eat a pie

An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.

Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"

Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."

bake a pie, eat a pie by Squirrely June 18, 2006