a murf

when someones nose is so big that when he tries to perform oral sex on a girl, his nose gets stuck instead.

'some lad pulled a murf last night, it was shit'

by hannahwolfie November 5, 2012

murf

me and my friend named a stray dog murf

me: murf is cute.

also me: mom, can we keep him?

mom: no.
also also me: bitch

by @shhh.ixxy on insta follow me October 3, 2019

MURF

a way of saying nice things and bad things its just a random word!

Murf you! (in a mad tone)

Murf! (in a love you tone)

by momoc June 8, 2010

murf

A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.

Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!

by gateway! June 6, 2009

murf

A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.

Ho that weightlifter is super murf.

by murfguy April 30, 2007

murf

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by Ozzyisoutofplace February 22, 2022

Murf

lili

you’re a murf

by murf12344 April 7, 2022