a murf

when someones nose is so big that when he tries to perform oral sex on a girl, his nose gets stuck instead.
'some lad pulled a murf last night, it was shit'
by hannahwolfie November 05, 2012
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me and my friend named a stray dog murf
me: murf is cute.

also me: mom, can we keep him?

mom: no.
also also me: bitch
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a way of saying nice things and bad things its just a random word!
Murf you! (in a mad tone)

Murf! (in a love you tone)
by momoc June 08, 2010
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A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.
Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!
by gateway! June 06, 2009
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A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.
Ho that weightlifter is super murf.
by murfguy April 30, 2007
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by Ozzyisoutofplace February 22, 2022
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by murf12344 April 07, 2022
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