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when someone abruptly leaves a discord call
"joel just did a joel on me"
"Ok."
"fuck off"
a joel by soupkraken December 4, 2020
Someone you once thought was so amazing but turned out to be a cheating liar. Like humiliating you and intelligence. Tell you they love you then laugh at you behind your back.
A Joel by TherealAlyssa May 28, 2019
When somebody leaves a call or conversation without saying goodbye
Where did Marcus go?

Idk, I think he did a Joel
A Joel by The_ABBE September 1, 2023

A Joel Schumacher Film 

The words you should adhere as an extreme warning before seeing a movie that you might qualify as being 'Good'.
1. Warner Bros. Pictures Presents, A Joel Schumacher Film: "BATMAN & ROBIN"
A Joel Schumacher Film by Mister E. November 15, 2006

A Joel Heyman 

A Joel Heyman refers to a person, typically an increasingly attractive man, that one might find themselves developing a heavy desire to watch take a shower..
"Your boss is pretty hot."

"Yeah... he's totally a Joel Heyman."
A Joel Heyman by andThangs June 10, 2018

My boyfriend pulled a Joel 

A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.
friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"

friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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