Joels are absolutely wonderful. They are helpful and sweet, always willing to brighten your day. They are excellent at cuddles and totally adorable. They are funny and strange in a delightful way. If a girl ever finds herself in a relationship with a Joel she should hold on! Joels are unique and amazing.
by LoveJoel April 13, 2011
A joel is one of the most funniest, kindest, hottest, sexiest people you’ll ever meet. If you ever meet a joel never let him go. He’s got an amazing body, the most adorable smile ever, and a pretty cute booty too😉 Joel is very athletic and everyone wants to be his friend. Even though he goes through tough times he always finds a way to make people smile. Even if he doesn’t know it. Joel would be an amazing boyfriend. He’s kind, funny, loyal, trustworthy, and sexy🥵 He has one of the best personalities ever! Everyone wants to have a joel in their life. He’s one of the best people you’ll ever meet.
by nicole2406 December 1, 2019
An absolute madlad who is relatable to almost anyone. He is extremely calm and his humour and culturedness is extensive.
On top of this he's an absolute unit, although is sometimes introverted.
He also won't miss an opportunity to show his distaste for certain things such as bad music, dark chocolate and apple fangirls.
On top of this he's an absolute unit, although is sometimes introverted.
He also won't miss an opportunity to show his distaste for certain things such as bad music, dark chocolate and apple fangirls.
Bully: Give me your lunch money punk
Joel: Hey guys Joel here
Bully: Oh sorry man my bad. Take my lunch money my guy
Joel: Hey guys Joel here
Bully: Oh sorry man my bad. Take my lunch money my guy
by mbruh October 22, 2019
Joel is derived from the ancient Hebrew word Joeltholeum which means he who tames the lemurs. A Joel is known for his psychic abilities which allows him to mind meld with certain birds of pray. A Joel is also known for his mental abilities allowing him to slowly win the hearts and minds of the people of New Brunswick. Joel's have incredible strength within their nipples and have been know to use them for combat. They are highly skilled in the dark arts and are usually seen in positions of extreme power such as camp counsellors and life coach's. They have been known to attack at random on the third sunday of a leap year. This is their feeding times and can only sustain themselves on the tears of virgins. In their natural habitat they are dangerous killing machines able to swallow your soul as the run at 63.2mph. Beware the Joel unless they are a good friend. They are loyal to all of their good friends but will randomly take those they dont and entrap them within magical paintings. Joel's are the greatest thing in the world, give them a compliment as soon as you meet, but not about their elbows. Find a Joel and sware allegiance as soon as possible, or the Scott's, Jeff's and Mike's have already won.
by Clare Mac September 13, 2017
v. - to wander around aimlessly inquiring as to what others are doing. It usually comes as a distraction to others and often involves food.
Example 1: "I was trying to get the shop organized when Rene came Joeling by."
Example 2: "Hey man, want to go Joeling?" "Nah, I've actually got work to do."
Example 2: "Hey man, want to go Joeling?" "Nah, I've actually got work to do."
by AME Webster1 August 10, 2007
Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend, play some Xbox 360, and fuck up your day with a light saber because Joel does not give a fuck. He is an all powerful Jedi Master who makes shit levitate with his mind and can bring any girl to have multiple orgasms just by touching her cheek.
guy 1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it.
guy 2. Man you must be a Matt because I have never seen so many girls be attracted to one dude.
guy 1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it.
guy 2. Man you must be a Matt because I have never seen so many girls be attracted to one dude.
by This dude01 January 14, 2018
by Angelinaxoxo March 19, 2013