A Janet

A Janet is a database of all the information in the world (which is being updated every second) put together into one robot shaped like a person. A (Good Place) Janet is designed to serve the people of The Good Place and can summon anything. Whenever a Janet gets rebooted, she gets more and more advanced. If rebooted enough times, Janet's can began to experience feelings, like friendship and love.

A Janet is used to serve people. A Good Place Janet is designed to serve the people of the good place. A Bad Place Janet is designed to insult the demons of the Bad Place

by JustARandoGirl December 29, 2019

A Janet

A Janet is a loud mouthed, fat, ugly, loud mother fucking bitch who will never get married because she's a Sasquatch who sells sex toys only she uses.

SHE'S A WHORE.

Hey you see that thing rolling our way? Yeah, that's a Janet... Fat ass

by A Janet August 26, 2014

A Janet

A Janet is someone Who lies purposely daily. A Janet usually is someone who starts to believe the lies they tell.

You were being a Janet yesterday when you said you had to go to work at 8a.m

by Blanca Ortiz January 15, 2021

a b janet

The alphabetical order of letters used by Janet's all around the afterlife.

"Janet, recite the English Alphabet."
"A, B, Janet!"
"She knows her A B Janet's."

by Username-Of-The-Century October 7, 2020

A Jane

When a baseball pitcher throws nine immaculate innings for a perfect game. The most perfect game a pitcher can throw.

Wow, this pitcher just threw 9 strikes for an immaculate inning, only 8 more for A Jane.

by Swagzilla June 30, 2024

Pulled a Jane

Means you faked your orgasm. It comes from when Jane the Virgin was having sex with Michael for the first time and she faked her orgasm.

Guy 1: Last night a pulled a Jane
Guy 2: you faked your orgasm?!?!?
Guy 1: yeah

by 🄷🄴🄻🄻🄾 April 17, 2020

Dee-Jane-A

Dee-Jane-A has an old soul, artistic and imaginative. Love sad songs. WIERD. Either colorful, emotionless or soulful no in-betweens. Could be talking a lot then huddle like a hermit crab in just seconds. Has a deep sense of morality and integrity, is not an idle dreamer takes concrete steps for goals and makes a lasting impact. Has a unique combination of personality traits that makes her complex and quite versatile. She feels called to use her strengths to uplift others and spread compassion. Troubled by injustice, and cares more about altruism than personal gain. Tends to step in when someone faces unfairness or hardship. Values deep, authentic relationships. Needs time to of reconnect, decompress, recharge and process thoughts and emotions. May focus intently on a goal that she doesn't take care of herself or doesn't rest until it is finish then starts another. This leads to stress and burnout, which cause her feeling uncharacteristically ill-tempered. Acts with best intentions and frustrated when others don't appreciate it. Is a perfectionist, not easy to open up, avoids the ordinary, sensitive, has high standards, and prone to burnout. Is blunt don't ask opinion if you don't want to hear the truth, great at fixing other's problems not her own, constantly trying to improve, best person to have around but not the person who stays and she is complicated and a mess but she's God's mess and he turns a mess into a masterpiece.

Look, there is Dee-Jane-A, she doesn't want to talk to anyone but everyone wants to talk to her.
Dee-Jane-A, she could be a serial killer.
Dee-Jane-A, she could help people to love and understand each other better.

by goingthrough November 23, 2021