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a person who does dumb things and isnt right with another person.
John: Aye girl lemmie get cho number!
Kayla: Naw
John: Fine dats why yous a goofy bitch!
Kayla: I aint neva no goofy!
a goofy by Bri.2010.WE.RIDIN'! December 6, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
one of the meanings of this phrase is when a dumbass nigga cries about the same bitch(or any bitch in general)and proceeds to tell another nigga he gets no bitches.they usually feel attacked and their only phrase is “i pull more bitches than you”,even though they only pull hoes and cant find a girl that can stick with them due to their bitch ass logic and tendencies.usually should focus on school rather than finding a random reason to say they’re better than another nigga(even when they have 0 education and can’t get a real job,then go on and try to act like someone they’re not)
“nigga you is really a goofy
“goofy ass nigga”
“nigga talking shit over a game,you really a goofy
“nigga showin out cus he around niggas he know,goofy ass”
a goofy by thatniggacolt December 3, 2021
This is called a goofy who needs to wake up and get some where in life. They are most likely always talking stupid and never know nothing. But think they do when they try to talk about you. This is Someone who clean people houses for chump change and watch people kids for free
A goofy that thinks he's tough.
A goofy by A goofy September 27, 2022
This is called a goofy who needs to wake up and get some where in life. They are most likely always talking stupid and never know nothing. But think they do when they try to talk about you. This is Someone who clean people houses for chump change and watch people kids for free
A goofy This is an example of a little boy 10-14 who think they talking tough
A goofy by A goofy September 27, 2022

a whole goofy 

In Chicago when somebody act stupid you call the person a whole goofy
“Aye bro Im bout to go stand on 63rd and sell some socks”
“Man you a whole goofy
a whole goofy by Shortymc23 December 23, 2020

it’s just a goof 

Family Guy season 19 episode 3. Peter Griffin’s way of joking around when telling teenage girls to kill themselves and each other pretending to be slenderman.

Another way of saying “it’s just a joke”
Quagmire: “Hey, Peter, would you get off your phone?”
Peter: “Sorry, young girls keep killing each other ‘cause they think I’m the Slender man now.”
Quagmire: “A-are you telling them to kill each other?”
Peter: “It’s just a goof!”

Cheefing a goofer 

"Did you see where our mexican gardener went?"
"Yeah he's in the shed Cheefing a goofer."
Cheefing a goofer by fuckdude March 9, 2009
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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