a big red

To shit on someones car. After shitting, to proceed to rub doodoo around the car with ones own hand.

Last night I pulled a big red and shit on someones car.

a big red by Mr. McFanny September 26, 2006

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a big red

a red head who doesn't shave...in the crotch area

You wanna tap that? Shes a big red

I guess so....
Ill just have to plow my way through the firey forest to find her cave

a big red by kellysue November 8, 2006

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A Big Red Button

Something you press from curiosity and end up nuking the world.

A guy: *sees a big red button*
The same guy: *presses the button*
The guy again: hears a boom in the distance

A Big Red Button by TroubleMachine January 16, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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