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A Bailey 

A Bailey is a girl or friend's girlfriend who is extremely obnoxious, manipulative, and bitchy. All of us know a Bailey or have a friend who dates a Bailey.
Bro 1: Rachael is being such a Bailey. I haven't seen Brad in weeks because hes always with her and witnessing their dysfunctional relationship make me wanna throw up in her face.

Bro 2: I know dude Brad is so whipped its unbelievable.
A Bailey by danceswithelves24/7 September 30, 2011

Taking a Bailey 

The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).
"Ugh, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm taking a Bailey today. Maybe I will work tomorrow."
Taking a Bailey by baileyyyyyyygurl October 15, 2012

pulling a bailey

when a girl masturbates during a movie while with her bestfriend then proceeds to look up pornography in barns and noble :)
girl 1: are you penetrating yourself?!
girl 2: uhhhhhhh
girl 1: looks like you're pulling a bailey
pulling a bailey by crazyazzbiatch January 9, 2011

pull a bailey 

a girl or boy who subjugates themselves for their crush or s/o’’s standards.
Girl 1: he likes gamer girls, though I only play sims..

Girl 2: just be you, it’s just a preference after all.

Girl 1: yeah I’m a gamer girl I am myself.

Girl 2: I told you not to pull a bailey.

Girl 1: I mean...

Pulling a Bailey

Hey I heard your dad left you when you were a baby. Nah man he’s just pulling a Bailey.

Bailey on a stick

When a small white young male screams because his anus is being expanded by a larger black male. Then the black male lays on his back while rotating the white male around on his penis.
Jail was the worst time period of my life. One time this guy Bailey on a stick'd me!!!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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