n. 1. A subscriber of the America Online service, who's
world revolves around email and chatting and cannot function on a day to day basis without large, sloppy, cartoony icons to tell them what to do to while operating their
PC; nor are they considered computer literate; nor are they able to use the web either efficiently or in general, who type poorly with little to no correct
grammar or punctuation whilst overusing
internet abbreviations to convey messages as quickly and as lazily as possible, rendering their electronic conversations illegible and otherwise nonsensical to an embarrassing degree.
2. A person in which case the closest thing they've ever seen to a mouse is a bar of
soap, and have no idea what they're doing online, in front of a computer, or in general, who are usually overly
ignorant to technology as a whole, who are considered by the general population as complete idiots who are unfit to operate a computer.