a brooke

-a brooke is someone who is completely obsessed about there boyfriend/girlfriend.
-someone who would rather put make-up on then save a child from a burning building
-someone who people make fun of all the time
-someone that will get humped so she will feel good about herself

"wheres mary"
"i dunno shes w/ bob still"
"wow what a brooke"
"i know all she does is fuck him"

a brooke by too cool July 26, 2008

a brooke and cybele 

An after dinner walk in order to digest

Lets take a brooke and cybele.

a brooke and cybele by Andie LewWho July 9, 2023

Pulling A Brooke 

Going down on a guy\girl and stopping thirty second in.

" She was suckin ma cawk, then she just stopped, like thirty seconds in "
" She was pulling a brooke? That's bitch mang, "
" Oh fockk.."

Pulling A Brooke by lelelelele January 16, 2010

Doing a Brooke 

Getting so drunk, passing out and headbutting doorframes whilst looking for your phone.

Brooke: "Urrr Wheres My Phwonee"
Nick: "Nah man you dont look ok"
Brooke:"Ahh im Fine"
*Headbutts doorframe*
Chris: "Oh look hes doing a brooke"

Doing a Brooke by malasmalas September 12, 2010

Does Brooke have a fat ass 

Yes she has a bouncy fat delicious ass

Dude does Brooke have a fat ass. YES

Does Brooke have a fat ass by Applebee 🔪🩸😻 August 16, 2020

Pull a Zack and Brooke 

When you rally too hard the night before an event, and are now a lazy piece of shit that cannot party at said originally planned event.

Chelsey decided to pull a Zack and Brooke by drinking with coworkers one night before the holiday party, and is now drinking water.

Pull a Zack and Brooke by WaterBOII December 19, 2020

how to treat a broken finger 

There are five ways to do this:

1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.

2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.

3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.

4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.

5. Or just go to the hospital.

Jonny I want to know how to treat a broken finger!

how to treat a broken finger by Cool minecraft k November 13, 2017