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a brooke and cybele
a brooke and cybele by Andie LewWho July 9, 2023
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Pulling A Brooke
" She was suckin ma cawk, then she just stopped, like thirty seconds in "
" She was pulling a brooke? That's bitch mang, "
" Oh fockk.."
" She was pulling a brooke? That's bitch mang, "
" Oh fockk.."
Pulling A Brooke by lelelelele January 16, 2010
Doing a Brooke
Brooke: "Urrr Wheres My Phwonee"
Nick: "Nah man you dont look ok"
Brooke:"Ahh im Fine"
*Headbutts doorframe*
Chris: "Oh look hes doing a brooke"
Nick: "Nah man you dont look ok"
Brooke:"Ahh im Fine"
*Headbutts doorframe*
Chris: "Oh look hes doing a brooke"
Doing a Brooke by malasmalas September 12, 2010
Does Brooke have a fat ass
Does Brooke have a fat ass by Applebee 🔪🩸😻 August 16, 2020
Pull a Zack and Brooke
When you rally too hard the night before an event, and are now a lazy piece of shit that cannot party at said originally planned event.
Chelsey decided to pull a Zack and Brooke by drinking with coworkers one night before the holiday party, and is now drinking water.
Pull a Zack and Brooke by WaterBOII December 19, 2020
how to treat a broken finger
There are five ways to do this:
1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.
2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.
3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.
4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.
5. Or just go to the hospital.
1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.
2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.
3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.
4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.
5. Or just go to the hospital.
how to treat a broken finger by Cool minecraft k November 13, 2017
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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