Chee-toes

An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.

Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”

Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”

by ThereonymousBosch July 12, 2021

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Sausage patty toes

Toes that look like sausage patties

Jess has sausage patty toes

by Opinionman May 23, 2022

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Moist toes

They are toes that are moist.
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1 Synonym for it is Soggy toes.

Those are some moist toes.

by Deskitt May 4, 2021

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Urethane Toe

A hideous malformation and decomposition of the toes, caused by near-permanent wearing of rubber clogs, aka Crocs. Almost exclusively a condition affecting women

"Jeez! Have you seen Maria's feet? I've never seen such a bad case of Urethane Toe!"

by Ratskrad June 21, 2022

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Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.

by March 17, 2023

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