by MissTightAsCheeks April 11, 2022
The lengthwise measure of one's scrotum, generally from the base of the penis to the start of the taint.
"Whoa dude, check out the scrotal span on that guy! I wish my balls were that huge."
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"Haha, look at ol' tiny-balls over there. I bet you can't even measure his scrotal span with a microscope!"
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"Haha, look at ol' tiny-balls over there. I bet you can't even measure his scrotal span with a microscope!"
by Penis Inspektor February 12, 2008
afriendsion span is your Attention span when it comes to friends.
e.g i wouldnt get too friendly with anne she has a very short afriendsion span.
ppl with short afriendsion spans can be the cause of fights among friends, one min your the best friend the next min they get a new one.
ppl with short afriendsion spans can be the cause of fights among friends, one min your the best friend the next min they get a new one.
by pansyprincess June 22, 2007
Carl: "Hey, Randy, did you hear about Ryan? He got the C-Span Special and now he's binging the Howard Stern Show."
Jack: "Really, I got one, too."
Jack: "Really, I got one, too."
by Mr. Whiskers' Cat June 27, 2019
by AkrielG May 12, 2010
An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.
The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.
The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.
Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.
by GarethBeaumains March 12, 2009
Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.
by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020