fanny mop

A male with a beard

I wouldn't mind his fanny mop on me

by Don'tforgetyourdreams February 28, 2015

Missouri Mop Bucket

When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.

When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.

by akaRakxm October 3, 2023

Swamp mop

Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse

That time of the month. Had to use the swamp mop twice to save from staying the comforter

by Gronkum March 19, 2016

The Mop

An alternate way of saying you ( or someone else) got their dick sucked.

“Yo dude, I got the mop at that party last night. She gave such good head.”

“Did you hear that Becky gave Jimmy the mop on Tuesday?”

by Spidery2banana March 14, 2019

The Mop

Rip off your girl's weave, cum in it and slap it back on her head.

Girl, I was so mad. He gave me the mop and it he didn't even put my weave back on straight.

by Heatmyzer May 22, 2022

The mop

A dance that is to retarded that it’s fire

Trey: you heart about the mop

Jay: that dance that everybody be doing at my school.

by AxrTxme March 1, 2020

Monster Mop

A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.

I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.

by June 19, 2023