Massive Gaylord

A term used on social networking sites to describe acts of outstanding gayness. It's used rarely but some status updates are so outstandingly gay nothing else will suffice.

Note: drunkeness is not an excuse

Lee: Oh my God, the stars, the stars tonight are amazing. Thank goodness for no street lights in the countryside

Dubs: You massive gaylord

by Disprin September 29, 2011

massive dub

A large scale win, something that just "dub" by itself doesnt give justice to

Guy: Bro we lit those bums up in game 7

Other guy: Fax bro.. that was a massive dub

by laidtorest December 2, 2020

Massive Cock

An extra-large penis that damages pussy upon insertion

The woman's vagina took eight stitches after being drilled by a massive cock.

by Adolfz November 20, 2010

massive faggot

Massive homosexual, whether gay or straight.
Can also refer to a person of great disdain

Mikelle is a massive faggot

by matt77800 February 2, 2015

massive lad

A lad that is massive

“Wow, that is one absolute unit! A massive lad, if you will!”

by Clarinetkitty July 28, 2018

massive simp

Someone that will do anything for a person they like. Usually they will get unnecessary excited whenever a girl ask them for a school pencil and they make a whole deal about it. A girl will leave them on read for 8 hours and as soon she texts back, they will respond to them in the speed of light.

girl texting 0.001 sec
Mustafa: ight brb imma go talk to this girl
Shawn: you simp go help Robert with the test

Robert: nah f that kid
Shawn: fr this kid been cashapping her 12$ just to ft, talk about being a massive simp
Robert: damn he gotta pay just to talk to her? she be making bank rn XD

by FamilyTherapy February 2, 2021

massive cooter

a large, rather stretched, often swollen and bruised vagina.

lisa has a massive cooter from all that throat poking she has been getting lately.

by andy123150r8 March 11, 2008