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1. A teacher that is constantly following you around and asking you to join a club. Usually teaches band.

2. An idiot. An absolute idiot.
Selvester Stallone: "Why won't that lady leave me alone? I already told her I didn't want to join!"

Ryan Seacrest: "Because she's a maryland.
by Ombre February 26, 2009
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